Category Archives: Fitness & Health

Why I Gave In to Yoga and Where It’s Taking Me

I’ll be the first one to admit, I’ve been that asshole who used to be like “Oh yoga?   Not for me, thanks… I like to WORK OUT.” Yeah, I know.   I was a complete jerk.   I also … Continue reading

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Why The F*CK Are You Not Sweating?!?!?

You may notice over the course of the next several months that my blogs are going to focus primarily on the gym, the people at the gym, what I’m eating (or not eating, or want to eat but can’t), progress … Continue reading

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My Ass Hurts… And Not in a Good Way

So, last week, I started week zero of what will ultimately be a 12 week program at Body by Frame.    The first 6 weeks gets me to my October “wedding” ceremony and 6 weeks following that, we’re supposed to be … Continue reading

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Kmart, Now Offering Medical Degrees… Aisle Five!

Let me preface this post by saying that I am a huge admirer of folks who have the drive and commitment to pursue a career in a medical field.   I have relatives as well as many good friends who are … Continue reading

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Rocker Mom PSA – How to Avoid Being a Dick at the Gym

Little known fact y’all probably aren’t aware of:   This girl became a certified personal trainer back in 2007.     I didn’t do a whole lot with it at the time, as I had a 3 year old and an 18 month … Continue reading

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Puffy Faced and Snotty

Yay, it’s mold allergy time!   Just when you’ve gotten over the Cedar Fever, Central Texas hands you a delightful gem of an allergen in the form of MOLD. So, y’all will have to excuse my looking like hammered shit for … Continue reading

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On Being Beautiful

I have a bone to pick with women who are constantly putting themselves down or comparing their bodies to others, resulting in a “less than” feeling.   It’s ridiculous.    It’s self defeating, and can turn into a host of other problems, … Continue reading

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