A Monday List

Here’s my day, in an easy to read list format.   Because I’m too freaking tired to type out lengthy paragraphs, but my little darlings are still not asleep, which means I can’t go to sleep, so I am blogging and channeling Samuel L. Jackson reading “Go The Fuck to Sleep” in my head.

1.  My alarm went off at 5:15.  And I pressed snooze twice because it was either that or setting fire to the stupid fucking gadget that was making a horrible, horrible sound and interrupting a fantastic dream.

2.  Work was a nightmare.  I’ve got 10 loans closing this week, and have exactly TWO of them clear to close.  This means I will most likely be spending my one child free night this week at work.  I plan on bringing beer.

3.  My smallest daughter dismissed me from her kindergarten class today.  I was crouched down, talking to her while she colored at a little table, making sure she felt secure, and this kid looks at me, says “I got this, Mom.  Go to work.”  Then PATTED ME ON THE HEAD!!  I hugged her, went outside, and promptly burst into tears.

4.  I managed to burn my ass in the tanning bed again.  Yes, I know, tanning beds are evil, but I really needed a nap at lunchtime and it was the only way I could justify sleeping for 10 minutes.

5.  The kids had a great first day of school, love their teachers, and are happy to be back at the same school for the second year in a row.   This is the first time they’ve had that luxury with all the moves since 2008, so I’m comforted knowing they feel secure.

6.  I was selfish tonight and dragged the kids to the Y after work because I was fairly certain if I didn’t sweat for an hour with hair bands blaring in my ears I was going to spontaneously combust.

7.  Someone just called me a chicken.  They don’t know me very well.

8.  I want to go to bed.  Right now.

9.  My roots are looking trashy and I’m too tired to give a shit.

10.  Wine is my friend.


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