Monthly Archives: June 2011

If I Had Super Powers

I want to have super powers.  I mean real ones, not like the ones I already have (hooker heels, pink hair and boobs).    Because my brain wasn’t working most of the day, well, at least not working enough to do … Continue reading

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Let Your Freak Flag Fly – Advice For the Newly Single

Chances are, if you’re ending a long term relationship, you’ve been somewhat adrift, not quite sure of your bearings, figuring out what you want, who you are, who you WANT to be.   It’s a scary place, but also pretty exciting.   … Continue reading

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Catharsis – A Fancy Word For Emotional Vomit

Do you ever have those days where you wake up with the weight of the world on your shoulders, ready to explode?   Today, I got to do just that.    In the interest of getting it off my chest and being … Continue reading

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So Not Ready For This

Well, it’s Sunday… which means yet another weekend has passed me by and the week ahead is looming.  I’m so not ready for it. The weekend was great.  I got to hang out with a good friend on Friday and … Continue reading

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Keep Austin Weird, Baby!

Today was my first 5k, pretty much ever.  And I think I picked the best one.  It’s not a huge timed race, and everyone is there to have a good time celebrating the awesomeness that is Austin, Texas. People wear … Continue reading

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Could Someone Please Pass the Judgment?

My list of people I would like to blow up with explosives, back over with my giant Yukon or throw rocks at has grown quite a bit in the past couple of weeks.  I don’t know who the hell they … Continue reading

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Thursday Thoughts – Reader Feedback Required

I haven’t blogged in two days, so I figured I should share something on here before y’all thought I died or got abducted by aliens.  Today, I will start “Thursday Thoughts”, an ongoing weekly topic I will present and get … Continue reading

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